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>THE RIGHT WING IS RISING IN THE WEST!? >DEPLOY ASTOLFO >DEPLOY FELIX FROM RE:ZERO >INITIATE THE CAITLYN JENNER TRANSITION >DESIGN THE TRANS FLAG AND SET UP 5,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS TO PROMOTE IT >INVENT NEOPRONOUNS >INVENT THE TERM 'NEURODIVERGENT' >INVENT PRIDE MONTH >DEPLOY THE FALSE FLAG ORLANDO SHOOTING >INVENT TRANSGENDER WEEK OF VISIBILITY >FABRICATE TRANS MURDER STATISTICS >ACTIVATE WIDESPREAD TRAP AND FEMBOY PORN >ACTIVATE GERUDO LINK >REGISTER THE DEGENERATE TRAP AND FEMBOY YOUTUBE CHANNELS >MARKET THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER >EMBRACE THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER MEMES >PUSH ONIONS PRODUCTS >PUSH THE PROGRAMMING SOCKS MEME >SPREAD THE MADE UP "PROSTATE ORGASM" ARTICLES >SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "BOIPUCCI", "BUSSY", AND "THRUSSY" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY >KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE IN BATHROOMS AND SPORT >DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY WESTERNER IS A TRANNY, FEMBOY, TRAP, OR COOMER
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THE PHOTOS FROM MARS™ ARE TAKEN IN CANADA, DEVON ISLAND????
>YOU FUCKING SCHIZO NAZI, TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCEEE
>LOOK AT THESE COOL FUCKING JAMES WEBB PHOTOS THAT PROVE WE ARE ALL ACTUALLY JUST INSIGNIFICANT SPACE DUST SUSPENDED IN A SUNBEAM (OMGGGG CARL SAGAN SAID THAT IT'S OS KINO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TRULY PART OF THE GLOBAL HUMAN VILLAGE)
>WE HAVE BEEN TO THE MOON
>WE WILL GO TO THE MOON EVEN THOUGH WE MAGICALLY DESTROYED THE TECHNOLOGY
>WE WILL GO TO MARS
>WE WILL COLONIZE THE STARS
>WE WILL FUCKING DESTROY THE FIRMAMENT AND KILL GOD YOU FUCKING CHUD AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>WHAT THE LE FUCK DID THE FUCKING CHUD SAY THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THAT THERE IS NO PROOF OF MOTION??????????????????????? AND WE CAN SEE TOO FAR AND BRING SHIPS BACK INTO VIEW BY JUST ZOOMING IN???????????????????????
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT IT DOWN KILL THE EVIL CHUDCEL PISSBABY FOR QUESTIONING THE SCIENCE EVEN THOUGH DIAMONDS RAINING ON NEPTUNE IS PEER-REVIEWED AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU QUESTION THE RED HYPERGIANT STAR THAT IS 17478847 QUANTILLION TIMES THE SIZE OF THE SUN WITH A KINO BLACKHOLE AND STAR WARS PLANETS WHERE IT RAINS LAVA AND SPACE DUST ORBITING IT YAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME ALIEMS FRICKIN CONTACTED US?!?!?!?! IT'S CALLED THE WOAHS SIGNAL AND IT WAS THE ALIEMS THEY WANTED TO MEET US BRO TRUST US
>HERE'S WHY GOD IS FAKE AND WE ALL ACTUALLY LIVE ON A PEAR-SHAPED OBLOID SPHEROID AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE (VACUUMS DON'T SUCK YOU FUCKING CHUD GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE)) AT 666,666 MILES PER HOUR
>JUPITER ACTUALLY IS OUR BIG BROTHER HE PROTECTS US FROM THE EVIL FUCKING ASTEROIDS WE'D ALL BE FUCKING DEAD IF JUPITER WASN'T THERE IT'S SO FRICKIN BIG AND IT SUCKS ALL THE SPACE SCIENCY ROCKS INTO IT
>OMMGGGGG WE MAY HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S FRICKIN BACTERIA AND IT'S LIFE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T CONSIDER HUMAN FETUSES TO BE LIFE GET AN ABORTION YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A RACIST PRICK, DO YOU?
>STILL DON'T BELIEVE WE ARE SPACE DUST LIVING ON A PEAR-SHAPED GLOBE WITH THINGS MAGICALLY STICKING TO IT EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NEVER OBSERVED 2 SMALL ROCKS GET ATTRACTED TO EACHOTHER VIA GRAVITY IN SPACE???? YOU FUCKING NAZI SELFISH FUCK YOU WILL DROWN WHEN GLOBHUL WHARMING KILLS US ALL WE NEED TO TAKE MORE REFUGEES INTO WHITE COUNTRIES BECAUSE THEIR CIITES ARE GETTING FLOODED AND IT'S 397478387 DEGREES THERE
>LISTEN CHUD, WE WILL SHUT DOWN YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL AND YOU WILL BE SHUNNED IRL IF YOU DARE QUESTION THE FUCKING SCIENCE BEHIND THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY COLLIDING WITH THE MILKYWAY AND FORMING MILKDROMEDA IN 4 BILLION YEARS AND THE SUN DESTROYING MERCURY VENUS AND EARRTH YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL PISSBABY INCEL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE QUESTION THE HEAT DEATH BIG RIP BIG BOUNCE BIG CRUNCH DEATH OF THE FLIPPIN UNIVERSE!!!!! DID YOU FRICKIN KNOW THAT ONLY BLACK HOLES WILL REMAIN AS THE POGGERS PROTONS DECAY AND ALL THE PLANETS AND STARS GO SUPERNOVA AND CREATE MORE SPACEDUST AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE EMPTY
>DID YOU KNOW THE MOON WAS CREATED BY A PLANET CRASHING INTO EARTH 84839 TRILLION YEARS AGO ???????? IT'S SO POGGERS IT REMINDS ME OF EATING THE BUGS AND LIVING IN A POD AND BEING HAPPY
>BY THE WAY WATCH KURZGESAGT AND SCIENCEPHILE AND PROFESSOR DAVE AND FRICKIN ADAM SOMETHING TO GET YOUR NEWEST POGGERS INFORMARSHION ABOUT SPACE AND SCIENCE