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'''Nilesta''' was a player on [[FurryMUCK]], a code-wizard for a short time on [[FurrySpace]], and the creator of [[Twisted Kingdoms]] MUCK under the name '''Nemesis'''.
of aviation,
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Nilesta's character on FurryMUCK was an anthro [[Wikipedia:scorpion|scorpion]]. She owned a bar off the park, and was a member of helpstaff. She left FurryMUCK for FurrySpace after [[Random]] was @toaded.
there is no way a bee
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should be able to fly.
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On FurrySpace, all wizards had to be [[dragons]], so Nilesta's character changed to a 'pseudo dragon' - a [[cat]] with a bad dragon disguise.  
Its wings are too small to get
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its fat little body off the ground.
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Twisted Kingdoms was not intended to be [[Furry]], and her character was a god.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
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Nilesta has coded many MUF programs, some of which are still in use on any of the three MUCKs.  
because bees don't care
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what humans think is impossible.
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== Outside Links ==
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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[http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Peganthyrus/Nilesta.gif Nilesta.gif] -- A picture created by [[Peganthyrus]].
Ooh, black and yellow!
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Let's shake it up a little.
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[[Category:People]]
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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[[Category:Programmers]]
 
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Ooming!
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Hang on a second.
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Hello?
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- Barry?
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- Adam?
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- Oan you believe this is happening?
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- I can't. I'll pick you up.
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Looking sharp.
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Use the stairs. Your father
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paid good money for those.
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+
 
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Sorry. I'm excited.
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Here's the graduate.
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We're very proud of you, son.
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A perfect report card, all B's.
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Very proud.
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Ma! I got a thing going here.
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- You got lint on your fuzz.
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- Ow! That's me!
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- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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- Bye!
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Barry, I told you,
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stop flying in the house!
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- Hey, Adam.
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- Hey, Barry.
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- Is that fuzz gel?
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- A little. Special day, graduation.
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Never thought I'd make it.
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Three days grade school,
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three days high school.
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Those were awkward.
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Three days college. I'm glad I took
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a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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You did come back different.
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- Hi, Barry.
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- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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- Hear about Frankie?
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- Yeah.
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+
 
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- You going to the funeral?
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- No, I'm not going.
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Everybody knows,
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sting someone, you die.
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Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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Such a hothead.
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I guess he could have
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just gotten out of the way.
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I love this incorporating
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an amusement park into our day.
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That's why we don't need vacations.
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Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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under the circumstances.
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- Well, Adam, today we are men.
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- We are!
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- Bee-men.
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- Amen!
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Hallelujah!
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Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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Welcome, New Hive Oity
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graduating class of...
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...9:15.
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That concludes our ceremonies.
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And begins your career
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at Honex Industries!
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Will we pick ourjob today?
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I heard it's just orientation.
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Heads up! Here we go.
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Keep your hands and antennas
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inside the tram at all times.
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- Wonder what it'll be like?
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- A little scary.
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Welcome to Honex,
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a division of Honesco
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and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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This is it!
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Wow.
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Wow.
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We know that you, as a bee,
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have worked your whole life
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to get to the point where you
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can work for your whole life.
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Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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Our top-secret formula
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is automatically color-corrected,
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scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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into this soothing sweet syrup
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with its distinctive
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golden glow you know as...
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Honey!
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- That girl was hot.
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- She's my cousin!
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+
 
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- She is?
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- Yes, we're all cousins.
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- Right. You're right.
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- At Honex, we constantly strive
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to improve every aspect
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of bee existence.
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+
 
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These bees are stress-testing
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a new helmet technology.
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+
 
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- What do you think he makes?
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- Not enough.
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Here we have our latest advancement,
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the Krelman.
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- What does that do?
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- Oatches that little strand of honey
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that hangs after you pour it.
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Saves us millions.
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Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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Of course. Most bee jobs are
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small ones. But bees know
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that every small job,
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if it's done well, means a lot.
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But choose carefully
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because you'll stay in the job
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you pick for the rest of your life.
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The same job the rest of your life?
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I didn't know that.
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What's the difference?
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You'll be happy to know that bees,
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as a species, haven't had one day off
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in 27 million years.
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So you'll just work us to death?
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We'll sure try.
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Wow! That blew my mind!
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"What's the difference?"
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How can you say that?
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+
 
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One job forever?
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That's an insane choice to have to make.
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I'm relieved. Now we only have
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to make one decision in life.
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But, Adam, how could they
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never have told us that?
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Why would you question anything?
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We're bees.
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We're the most perfectly
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functioning society on Earth.
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You ever think maybe things
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work a little too well here?
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Like what? Give me one example.
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I don't know. But you know
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what I'm talking about.
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Please clear the gate.
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Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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- Wow.
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I've never seen them this close.
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They know what it's like
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outside the hive.
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Yeah, but some don't come back.
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+
 
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- Hey, Jocks!
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- Hi, Jocks!
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You guys did great!
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You're monsters!
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You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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- I wonder where they were.
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- I don't know.
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Their day's not planned.
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Outside the hive, flying who knows
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where, doing who knows what.
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You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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Right.
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Look. That's more pollen
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than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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It's just a status symbol.
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Bees make too much of it.
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Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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and the ladies see you wearing it.
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Those ladies?
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Aren't they our cousins too?
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Distant. Distant.
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Look at these two.
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- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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- Let's have fun with them.
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It must be dangerous
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being a Pollen Jock.
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Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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against a mushroom!
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He had a paw on my throat,
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and with the other, he was slapping me!
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- Oh, my!
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- I never thought I'd knock him out.
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What were you doing during this?
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Trying to alert the authorities.
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I can autograph that.
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A little gusty out there today,
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wasn't it, comrades?
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Yeah. Gusty.
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We're hitting a sunflower patch
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six miles from here tomorrow.
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- Six miles, huh?
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- Barry!
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A puddle jump for us,
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but maybe you're not up for it.
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- Maybe I am.
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- You are not!
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We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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Are you bee enough?
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+
 
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I might be. It all depends
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on what 0900 means.
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Hey, Honex!
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Dad, you surprised me.
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You decide what you're interested in?
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+
 
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- Well, there's a lot of choices.
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- But you only get one.
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+
 
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Do you ever get bored
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doing the same job every day?
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Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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You grab that stick, and you just
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move it around, and you stir it around.
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You get yourself into a rhythm.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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You know, Dad,
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the more I think about it,
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+
 
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maybe the honey field
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just isn't right for me.
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+
 
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You were thinking of what,
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making balloon animals?
+
 
+
 
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That's a bad job
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for a guy with a stinger.
+
 
+
 
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Janet, your son's not sure
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he wants to go into honey!
+
 
+
 
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- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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- I'm not trying to be funny.
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+
 
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You're not funny! You're going
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into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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+
 
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- You're gonna be a stirrer?
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- No one's listening to me!
+
 
+
 
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Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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+
 
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I could say anything right now.
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I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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+
 
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Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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+
 
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Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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Shave my antennae.
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+
 
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Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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+
 
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I'm so proud.
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+
 
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- We're starting work today!
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- Today's the day.
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Oome on! All the good jobs
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will be gone.
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+
 
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Yeah, right.
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+
 
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Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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+
 
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- Is it still available?
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- Hang on. Two left!
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One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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Step to the side.
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+
 
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- What'd you get?
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- Picking crud out. Stellar!
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Wow!
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Oouple of newbies?
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Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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Make your choice.
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+
 
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- You want to go first?
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- No, you go.
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+
 
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Oh, my. What's available?
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+
 
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Restroom attendant's open,
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not for the reason you think.
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+
 
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- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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- Sure, you're on.
+
 
+
 
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I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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+
 
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Wax monkey's always open.
+
 
+
 
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The Krelman opened up again.
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+
 
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What happened?
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+
 
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A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
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He's dead. Another dead one.
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+
 
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Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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+
 
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Dead from the neck up.
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Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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+
 
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Oh, this is so hard!
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+
 
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Heating, cooling,
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stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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+
 
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humming, inspector number seven,
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lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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+
 
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mite wrangler. Barry, what
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do you think I should... Barry?
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+
 
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Barry!
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+
 
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All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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in quadrant nine...
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+
 
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What happened to you?
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Where are you?
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+
 
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- I'm going out.
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- Out? Out where?
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+
 
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- Out there.
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- Oh, no!
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+
 
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I have to, before I go
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to work for the rest of my life.
+
 
+
 
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You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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+
 
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Another call coming in.
+
 
+
 
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If anyone's feeling brave,
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there's a Korean deli on 83rd
+
 
+
 
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that gets their roses today.
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+
 
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Hey, guys.
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+
 
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- Look at that.
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- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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+
 
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Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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+
 
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It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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+
 
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Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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+
 
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Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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+
 
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- Thank you.
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- OK.
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You got a rain advisory today,
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and as you all know,
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bees cannot fly in rain.
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So be careful. As always,
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watch your brooms,
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hockey sticks, dogs,
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birds, bears and bats.
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Also, I got a couple of reports
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of root beer being poured on us.
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Murphy's in a home because of it,
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babbling like a cicada!
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- That's awful.
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- And a reminder for you rookies,
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bee law number one,
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absolutely no talking to humans!
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All right, launch positions!
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
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buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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+
 
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Black and yellow!
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Hello!
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+
 
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You ready for this, hot shot?
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+
 
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Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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+
 
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Wind, check.
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- Antennae, check.
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- Nectar pack, check.
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- Wings, check.
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- Stinger, check.
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Scared out of my shorts, check.
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OK, ladies,
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let's move it out!
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Pound those petunias,
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you striped stem-suckers!
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+
 
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All of you, drain those flowers!
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Wow! I'm out!
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+
 
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I can't believe I'm out!
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+
 
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So blue.
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+
 
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I feel so fast and free!
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+
 
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Box kite!
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+
 
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Wow!
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+
 
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Flowers!
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+
 
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This is Blue Leader.
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We have roses visual.
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+
 
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Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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+
 
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Roses!
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+
 
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30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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+
 
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Stand to the side, kid.
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It's got a bit of a kick.
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+
 
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That is one nectar collector!
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+
 
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- Ever see pollination up close?
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- No, sir.
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+
 
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I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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+
 
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a pinch on that one.
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See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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+
 
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That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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+
 
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That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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+
 
+
Oool.
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+
 
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I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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+
 
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Oopy that visual.
+
 
+
 
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Wait. One of these flowers
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seems to be on the move.
+
 
+
 
+
Say again? You're reporting
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a moving flower?
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+
 
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Affirmative.
+
 
+
 
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That was on the line!
+
 
+
 
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This is the coolest. What is it?
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+
 
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I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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+
 
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It smells good.
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Not like a flower, but I like it.
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+
 
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Yeah, fuzzy.
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+
 
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Ohemical-y.
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+
 
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Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
+
 
+
 
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My sweet lord of bees!
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+
 
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Oandy-brain, get off there!
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+
 
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Problem!
+
 
+
 
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- Guys!
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- This could be bad.
+
 
+
 
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Affirmative.
+
 
+
 
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Very close.
+
 
+
 
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Gonna hurt.
+
 
+
 
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Mama's little boy.
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+
 
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You are way out of position, rookie!
+
 
+
 
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Ooming in at you like a missile!
+
 
+
 
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Help me!
+
 
+
 
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I don't think these are flowers.
+
 
+
 
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- Should we tell him?
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- I think he knows.
+
 
+
 
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What is this?!
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+
 
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Match point!
+
 
+
 
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You can start packing up, honey,
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because you're about to eat it!
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+
 
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Yowser!
+
 
+
 
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Gross.
+
 
+
 
+
There's a bee in the car!
+
 
+
 
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- Do something!
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- I'm driving!
+
 
+
 
+
- Hi, bee.
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- He's back here!
+
 
+
 
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He's going to sting me!
+
 
+
 
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Nobody move. If you don't move,
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he won't sting you. Freeze!
+
 
+
 
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He blinked!
+
 
+
 
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Spray him, Granny!
+
 
+
 
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What are you doing?!
+
 
+
 
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Wow... the tension level
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out here is unbelievable.
+
 
+
 
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I gotta get home.
+
 
+
 
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Oan't fly in rain.
+
 
+
 
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Oan't fly in rain.
+
 
+
 
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Oan't fly in rain.
+
 
+
 
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Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
+
 
+
 
+
Ken, could you close
+
the window please?
+
 
+
 
+
Ken, could you close
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the window please?
+
 
+
 
+
Oheck out my new resume.
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I made it into a fold-out brochure.
+
 
+
 
+
You see? Folds out.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
+
 
+
 
+
What was that?
+
 
+
 
+
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
+
This time! This time! This...
+
 
+
 
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Drapes!
+
 
+
 
+
That is diabolical.
+
 
+
 
+
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
+
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
+
 
+
 
+
What's number one? Star Wars?
+
 
+
 
+
Nah, I don't go for that...
+
 
+
 
+
...kind of stuff.
+
 
+
 
+
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
+
They're out of their minds.
+
 
+
 
+
When I leave a job interview, they're
+
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
+
 
+
 
+
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
+
 
+
 
+
I don't remember the sun
+
having a big 75 on it.
+
 
+
 
+
I predicted global warming.
+
 
+
 
+
I could feel it getting hotter.
+
At first I thought it was just me.
+
 
+
 
+
Wait! Stop! Bee!
+
 
+
 
+
Stand back. These are winter boots.
+
 
+
 
+
Wait!
+
 
+
 
+
Don't kill him!
+
 
+
 
+
You know I'm allergic to them!
+
This thing could kill me!
+
 
+
 
+
Why does his life have
+
less value than yours?
+
 
+
 
+
Why does his life have any less value
+
than mine? Is that your statement?
+
 
+
 
+
I'm just saying all life has value. You
+
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
+
 
+
 
+
My brochure!
+
 
+
 
+
There you go, little guy.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm not scared of him.
+
It's an allergic thing.
+
 
+
 
+
Put that on your resume brochure.
+
 
+
 
+
My whole face could puff up.
+
 
+
 
+
Make it one of your special skills.
+
 
+
 
+
Knocking someone out
+
is also a special skill.
+
 
+
 
+
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
+
 
+
 
+
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
+
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
+
 
+
 
+
- You could put carob chips on there.
+
- Bye.
+
 
+
 
+
- Supposed to be less calories.
+
- Bye.
+
 
+
 
+
I gotta say something.
+
 
+
 
+
She saved my life.
+
I gotta say something.
+
 
+
 
+
All right, here it goes.
+
 
+
 
+
Nah.
+
 
+
 
+
What would I say?
+
 
+
 
+
I could really get in trouble.
+
 
+
 
+
It's a bee law.
+
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
+
 
+
 
+
I can't believe I'm doing this.
+
 
+
 
+
I've got to.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
+
 
+
 
+
No. Yes. No.
+
 
+
 
+
Do it. I can't.
+
 
+
 
+
How should I start it?
+
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
+
 
+
 
+
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
+
 
+
 
+
Hi!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm sorry.
+
 
+
 
+
- You're talking.
+
- Yes, I know.
+
 
+
 
+
You're talking!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm so sorry.
+
 
+
 
+
No, it's OK. It's fine.
+
I know I'm dreaming.
+
 
+
 
+
But I don't recall going to bed.
+
 
+
 
+
Well, I'm sure this
+
is very disconcerting.
+
 
+
 
+
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
+
I mean, you're a bee!
+
 
+
 
+
I am. And I'm not supposed
+
to be doing this,
+
 
+
 
+
but they were all trying to kill me.
+
 
+
 
+
And if it wasn't for you...
+
 
+
 
+
I had to thank you.
+
It's just how I was raised.
+
 
+
 
+
That was a little weird.
+
 
+
 
+
- I'm talking with a bee.
+
- Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm talking to a bee.
+
And the bee is talking to me!
+
 
+
 
+
I just want to say I'm grateful.
+
I'll leave now.
+
 
+
 
+
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
+
- What?
+
 
+
 
+
The talking thing.
+
 
+
 
+
Same way you did, I guess.
+
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
+
 
+
 
+
- That's very funny.
+
- Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
+
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
+
 
+
 
+
Anyway...
+
 
+
 
+
Oan I...
+
 
+
 
+
...get you something?
+
- Like what?
+
 
+
 
+
I don't know. I mean...
+
I don't know. Ooffee?
+
 
+
 
+
I don't want to put you out.
+
 
+
 
+
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
+
 
+
 
+
- It's just coffee.
+
- I hate to impose.
+
 
+
 
+
- Don't be ridiculous!
+
- Actually, I would love a cup.
+
 
+
 
+
Hey, you want rum cake?
+
 
+
 
+
- I shouldn't.
+
- Have some.
+
 
+
 
+
- No, I can't.
+
- Oome on!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
+
 
+
 
+
- Where?
+
- These stripes don't help.
+
 
+
 
+
You look great!
+
 
+
 
+
I don't know if you know
+
anything about fashion.
+
 
+
 
+
Are you all right?
+
 
+
 
+
No.
+
 
+
 
+
He's making the tie in the cab
+
as they're flying up Madison.
+
 
+
 
+
He finally gets there.
+
 
+
 
+
He runs up the steps into the church.
+
The wedding is on.
+
 
+
 
+
And he says, "Watermelon?
+
I thought you said Guatemalan.
+
 
+
 
+
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
+
 
+
 
+
Is that a bee joke?
+
 
+
 
+
That's the kind of stuff we do.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, different.
+
 
+
 
+
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
+
 
+
 
+
About work? I don't know.
+
 
+
 
+
I want to do my part for the hive,
+
but I can't do it the way they want.
+
 
+
 
+
I know how you feel.
+
 
+
 
+
- You do?
+
- Sure.
+
 
+
 
+
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
+
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
+
 
+
 
+
- Really?
+
- My only interest is flowers.
+
 
+
 
+
Our new queen was just elected
+
with that same campaign slogan.
+
 
+
 
+
Anyway, if you look...
+
 
+
 
+
There's my hive right there. See it?
+
 
+
 
+
You're in Sheep Meadow!
+
 
+
 
+
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
+
 
+
 
+
No way! I know that area.
+
I lost a toe ring there once.
+
 
+
 
+
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
+
- Why not?
+
 
+
 
+
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
+
- Maybe I'll try that.
+
 
+
 
+
- You all right, ma'am?
+
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
+
 
+
 
+
Just having two cups of coffee!
+
 
+
 
+
Anyway, this has been great.
+
Thanks for the coffee.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, it's no trouble.
+
 
+
 
+
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
+
I'd be up the rest of my life.
+
 
+
 
+
Are you...?
+
 
+
 
+
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
+
 
+
 
+
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
+
 
+
 
+
- Thanks!
+
- Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
All right. Well, then...
+
I guess I'll see you around.
+
 
+
 
+
Or not.
+
 
+
 
+
OK, Barry.
+
 
+
 
+
And thank you
+
so much again... for before.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, that? That was nothing.
+
 
+
 
+
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
+
 
+
 
+
This can't possibly work.
+
 
+
 
+
He's all set to go.
+
We may as well try it.
+
 
+
 
+
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
+
 
+
 
+
- Sounds amazing.
+
- It was amazing!
+
 
+
 
+
It was the scariest,
+
happiest moment of my life.
+
 
+
 
+
Humans! I can't believe
+
you were with humans!
+
 
+
 
+
Giant, scary humans!
+
What were they like?
+
 
+
 
+
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
+
 
+
 
+
They eat crazy giant things.
+
They drive crazy.
+
 
+
 
+
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
+
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
+
 
+
 
+
- How'd you get back?
+
- Poodle.
+
 
+
 
+
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
+
whatever you wanted to see.
+
 
+
 
+
You had your "experience." Now you
+
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
+
 
+
 
+
- Well...
+
- Well?
+
 
+
 
+
Well, I met someone.
+
 
+
 
+
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
+
 
+
 
+
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
+
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
+
 
+
 
+
- Spider?
+
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
+
 
+
 
+
I know it's the hottest thing,
+
with the eight legs and all.
+
 
+
 
+
I can't get by that face.
+
 
+
 
+
So who is she?
+
 
+
 
+
She's... human.
+
 
+
 
+
No, no. That's a bee law.
+
You wouldn't break a bee law.
+
 
+
 
+
- Her name's Vanessa.
+
- Oh, boy.
+
 
+
 
+
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
+
 
+
 
+
We're not dating.
+
 
+
 
+
You're flying outside the hive, talking
+
to humans that attack our homes
+
 
+
 
+
with power washers and M-80s!
+
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
+
 
+
 
+
She saved my life!
+
And she understands me.
+
 
+
 
+
This is over!
+
 
+
 
+
Eat this.
+
 
+
 
+
This is not over! What was that?
+
 
+
 
+
- They call it a crumb.
+
- It was so stingin' stripey!
+
 
+
 
+
And that's not what they eat.
+
That's what falls off what they eat!
+
 
+
 
+
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
+
- No.
+
 
+
 
+
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
+
They heat it up...
+
 
+
 
+
Sit down!
+
 
+
 
+
...really hot!
+
- Listen to me!
+
 
+
 
+
We are not them! We're us.
+
There's us and there's them!
+
 
+
 
+
Yes, but who can deny
+
the heart that is yearning?
+
 
+
 
+
There's no yearning.
+
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
+
 
+
 
+
You have got to start thinking bee,
+
my friend. Thinking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
- Thinking bee.
+
- Thinking bee.
+
 
+
 
+
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
+
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
There he is. He's in the pool.
+
 
+
 
+
You know what your problem is, Barry?
+
 
+
 
+
I gotta start thinking bee?
+
 
+
 
+
How much longer will this go on?
+
 
+
 
+
It's been three days!
+
Why aren't you working?
+
 
+
 
+
I've got a lot of big life decisions
+
to think about.
+
 
+
 
+
What life? You have no life!
+
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
+
 
+
 
+
Would it kill you
+
to make a little honey?
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, come out.
+
Your father's talking to you.
+
 
+
 
+
Martin, would you talk to him?
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, I'm talking to you!
+
 
+
 
+
You coming?
+
 
+
 
+
Got everything?
+
 
+
 
+
All set!
+
 
+
 
+
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
+
 
+
 
+
Don't be too long.
+
 
+
 
+
Watch this!
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa!
+
 
+
 
+
- We're still here.
+
- I told you not to yell at him.
+
 
+
 
+
He doesn't respond to yelling!
+
 
+
 
+
- Then why yell at me?
+
- Because you don't listen!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm not listening to this.
+
 
+
 
+
Sorry, I've gotta go.
+
 
+
 
+
- Where are you going?
+
- I'm meeting a friend.
+
 
+
 
+
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
+
 
+
 
+
Bye.
+
 
+
 
+
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
+
 
+
 
+
They have a huge parade
+
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
+
 
+
 
+
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
+
that's every florist's dream!
+
 
+
 
+
Up on a float, surrounded
+
by flowers, crowds cheering.
+
 
+
 
+
A tournament. Do the roses
+
compete in athletic events?
+
 
+
 
+
No. All right, I've got one.
+
How come you don't fly everywhere?
+
 
+
 
+
It's exhausting. Why don't you
+
run everywhere? It's faster.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
+
All right, your turn.
+
 
+
 
+
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
+
That's insane!
+
 
+
 
+
You don't have that?
+
 
+
 
+
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
+
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, my.
+
 
+
 
+
Dumb bees!
+
 
+
 
+
You must want to sting all those jerks.
+
 
+
 
+
We try not to sting.
+
It's usually fatal for us.
+
 
+
 
+
So you have to watch your temper.
+
 
+
 
+
Very carefully.
+
You kick a wall, take a walk,
+
 
+
 
+
write an angry letter and throw it out.
+
Work through it like any emotion:
+
 
+
 
+
Anger, jealousy, lust.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
- What is wrong with you?!
+
- It's a bug.
+
 
+
 
+
He's not bothering anybody.
+
Get out of here, you creep!
+
 
+
 
+
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
+
 
+
 
+
It felt like about 10 pages.
+
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
+
 
+
 
+
You've really got that
+
down to a science.
+
 
+
 
+
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
+
- I'll bet.
+
 
+
 
+
What in the name
+
of Mighty Hercules is this?
+
 
+
 
+
How did this get here?
+
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
+
 
+
 
+
Ray Liotta Private Select?
+
 
+
 
+
- Is he that actor?
+
- I never heard of him.
+
 
+
 
+
- Why is this here?
+
- For people. We eat it.
+
 
+
 
+
You don't have
+
enough food of your own?
+
 
+
 
+
- Well, yes.
+
- How do you get it?
+
 
+
 
+
- Bees make it.
+
- I know who makes it!
+
 
+
 
+
And it's hard to make it!
+
 
+
 
+
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
+
You need a whole Krelman thing!
+
 
+
 
+
- It's organic.
+
- It's our-ganic!
+
 
+
 
+
It's just honey, Barry.
+
 
+
 
+
Just what?!
+
 
+
 
+
Bees don't know about this!
+
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
+
 
+
 
+
You've taken our homes, schools,
+
hospitals! This is all we have!
+
 
+
 
+
And it's on sale?!
+
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm getting to the bottom
+
of all of this!
+
 
+
 
+
Hey, Hector.
+
 
+
 
+
- You almost done?
+
- Almost.
+
 
+
 
+
He is here. I sense it.
+
 
+
 
+
Well, I guess I'll go home now
+
 
+
 
+
and just leave this nice honey out,
+
with no one around.
+
 
+
 
+
You're busted, box boy!
+
 
+
 
+
I knew I heard something.
+
So you can talk!
+
 
+
 
+
I can talk.
+
And now you'll start talking!
+
 
+
 
+
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
+
Who's your supplier?
+
 
+
 
+
I don't understand.
+
I thought we were friends.
+
 
+
 
+
The last thing we want
+
to do is upset bees!
+
 
+
 
+
You're too late! It's ours now!
+
 
+
 
+
You, sir, have crossed
+
the wrong sword!
+
 
+
 
+
You, sir, will be lunch
+
for my iguana, Ignacio!
+
 
+
 
+
Where is the honey coming from?
+
 
+
 
+
Tell me where!
+
 
+
 
+
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
+
 
+
 
+
Orazy person!
+
 
+
 
+
What horrible thing has happened here?
+
 
+
 
+
These faces, they never knew
+
what hit them. And now
+
 
+
 
+
they're on the road to nowhere!
+
 
+
 
+
Just keep still.
+
 
+
 
+
What? You're not dead?
+
 
+
 
+
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
+
that moves. Where you headed?
+
 
+
 
+
To Honey Farms.
+
I am onto something huge here.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
+
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm going to Tacoma.
+
 
+
 
+
- And you?
+
- He really is dead.
+
 
+
 
+
All right.
+
 
+
 
+
Uh-oh!
+
 
+
 
+
- What is that?!
+
- Oh, no!
+
 
+
 
+
- A wiper! Triple blade!
+
- Triple blade?
+
 
+
 
+
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
+
 
+
 
+
Why does everything have
+
to be so doggone clean?!
+
 
+
 
+
How much do you people need to see?!
+
 
+
 
+
Open your eyes!
+
Stick your head out the window!
+
 
+
 
+
From NPR News in Washington,
+
I'm Oarl Kasell.
+
 
+
 
+
But don't kill no more bugs!
+
 
+
 
+
- Bee!
+
- Moose blood guy!!
+
 
+
 
+
- You hear something?
+
- Like what?
+
 
+
 
+
Like tiny screaming.
+
 
+
 
+
Turn off the radio.
+
 
+
 
+
Whassup, bee boy?
+
 
+
 
+
Hey, Blood.
+
 
+
 
+
Just a row of honey jars,
+
as far as the eye could see.
+
 
+
 
+
Wow!
+
 
+
 
+
I assume wherever this truck goes
+
is where they're getting it.
+
 
+
 
+
I mean, that honey's ours.
+
 
+
 
+
- Bees hang tight.
+
- We're all jammed in.
+
 
+
 
+
It's a close community.
+
 
+
 
+
Not us, man. We on our own.
+
Every mosquito on his own.
+
 
+
 
+
- What if you get in trouble?
+
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
+
 
+
 
+
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
+
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
+
 
+
 
+
At least you're out in the world.
+
You must meet girls.
+
 
+
 
+
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
+
get with a moth, dragonfly.
+
 
+
 
+
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
+
 
+
 
+
You got to be kidding me!
+
 
+
 
+
Mooseblood's about to leave
+
the building! So long, bee!
+
 
+
 
+
- Hey, guys!
+
- Mooseblood!
+
 
+
 
+
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
+
Did you bring your crazy straw?
+
 
+
 
+
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
+
and it's pretty much pure profit.
+
 
+
 
+
What is this place?
+
 
+
 
+
A bee's got a brain
+
the size of a pinhead.
+
 
+
 
+
They are pinheads!
+
 
+
 
+
Pinhead.
+
 
+
 
+
- Oheck out the new smoker.
+
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
+
 
+
 
+
The Thomas 3000!
+
 
+
 
+
Smoker?
+
 
+
 
+
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
+
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
+
 
+
 
+
A couple breaths of this
+
knocks them right out.
+
 
+
 
+
They make the honey,
+
and we make the money.
+
 
+
 
+
"They make the honey,
+
and we make the money"?
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, my!
+
 
+
 
+
What's going on? Are you OK?
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
+
 
+
 
+
Do you know you're
+
in a fake hive with fake walls?
+
 
+
 
+
Our queen was moved here.
+
We had no choice.
+
 
+
 
+
This is your queen?
+
That's a man in women's clothes!
+
 
+
 
+
That's a drag queen!
+
 
+
 
+
What is this?
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, no!
+
 
+
 
+
There's hundreds of them!
+
 
+
 
+
Bee honey.
+
 
+
 
+
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
+
on a massive scale!
+
 
+
 
+
This is worse than anything bears
+
have done! I intend to do something.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, Barry, stop.
+
 
+
 
+
Who told you humans are taking
+
our honey? That's a rumor.
+
 
+
 
+
Do these look like rumors?
+
 
+
 
+
That's a conspiracy theory.
+
These are obviously doctored photos.
+
 
+
 
+
How did you get mixed up in this?
+
 
+
 
+
He's been talking to humans.
+
 
+
 
+
- What?
+
- Talking to humans?!
+
 
+
 
+
He has a human girlfriend.
+
And they make out!
+
 
+
 
+
Make out? Barry!
+
 
+
 
+
We do not.
+
 
+
 
+
- You wish you could.
+
- Whose side are you on?
+
 
+
 
+
The bees!
+
 
+
 
+
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
+
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, this is what you want
+
to do with your life?
+
 
+
 
+
I want to do it for all our lives.
+
Nobody works harder than bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Dad, I remember you
+
coming home so overworked
+
 
+
 
+
your hands were still stirring.
+
You couldn't stop.
+
 
+
 
+
I remember that.
+
 
+
 
+
What right do they have to our honey?
+
 
+
 
+
We live on two cups a year. They put it
+
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
+
 
+
 
+
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
+
 
+
 
+
Sting them where it really hurts.
+
 
+
 
+
In the face! The eye!
+
 
+
 
+
- That would hurt.
+
- No.
+
 
+
 
+
Up the nose? That's a killer.
+
 
+
 
+
There's only one place you can sting
+
the humans, one place where it matters.
+
 
+
 
+
Hive at Five, the hive's only
+
full-hour action news source.
+
 
+
 
+
No more bee beards!
+
 
+
 
+
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
+
 
+
 
+
Weather with Storm Stinger.
+
 
+
 
+
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
+
 
+
 
+
And Jeanette Ohung.
+
 
+
 
+
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
+
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
+
 
+
 
+
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
+
 
+
 
+
intends to sue the human race
+
for stealing our honey,
+
 
+
 
+
packaging it and profiting
+
from it illegally!
+
 
+
 
+
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
+
 
+
 
+
we'll have three former queens here in
+
our studio, discussing their new book,
+
 
+
 
+
Olassy Ladies,
+
out this week on Hexagon.
+
 
+
 
+
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
+
 
+
 
+
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
+
from the hive. I can't do this"?
+
 
+
 
+
Bees have never been afraid
+
to change the world.
+
 
+
 
+
What about Bee Oolumbus?
+
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
+
 
+
 
+
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
+
 
+
 
+
We were thinking
+
of stickball or candy stores.
+
 
+
 
+
How old are you?
+
 
+
 
+
The bee community
+
is supporting you in this case,
+
 
+
 
+
which will be the trial
+
of the bee century.
+
 
+
 
+
You know, they have a Larry King
+
in the human world too.
+
 
+
 
+
It's a common name. Next week...
+
 
+
 
+
He looks like you and has a show
+
and suspenders and colored dots...
+
 
+
 
+
Next week...
+
 
+
 
+
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
+
guest even though you just heard 'em.
+
 
+
 
+
Bear Week next week!
+
They're scary, hairy and here live.
+
 
+
 
+
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
+
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
+
 
+
 
+
In tennis, you attack
+
at the point of weakness!
+
 
+
 
+
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
+
 
+
 
+
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
+
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
+
 
+
 
+
Quiet, please.
+
Actual work going on here.
+
 
+
 
+
- Is that that same bee?
+
- Yes, it is!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm helping him sue the human race.
+
 
+
 
+
- Hello.
+
- Hello, bee.
+
 
+
 
+
This is Ken.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
+
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
+
 
+
 
+
Why does he talk again?
+
 
+
 
+
Listen, you better go
+
'cause we're really busy working.
+
 
+
 
+
But it's our yogurt night!
+
 
+
 
+
Bye-bye.
+
 
+
 
+
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
+
 
+
 
+
You poor thing.
+
You two have been at this for hours!
+
 
+
 
+
Yes, and Adam here
+
has been a huge help.
+
 
+
 
+
- Frosting...
+
- How many sugars?
+
 
+
 
+
Just one. I try not
+
to use the competition.
+
 
+
 
+
So why are you helping me?
+
 
+
 
+
Bees have good qualities.
+
 
+
 
+
And it takes my mind off the shop.
+
 
+
 
+
Instead of flowers, people
+
are giving balloon bouquets now.
+
 
+
 
+
Those are great, if you're three.
+
 
+
 
+
And artificial flowers.
+
 
+
 
+
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
+
- Yeah, me too.
+
 
+
 
+
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees must hate those fake things!
+
 
+
 
+
Nothing worse
+
than a daffodil that's had work done.
+
 
+
 
+
Maybe this could make up
+
for it a little bit.
+
 
+
 
+
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
+
- I guess.
+
 
+
 
+
You sure you want to go through with it?
+
 
+
 
+
Am I sure? When I'm done with
+
the humans, they won't be able
+
 
+
 
+
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
+
without paying a royalty!
+
 
+
 
+
It's an incredible scene
+
here in downtown Manhattan,
+
 
+
 
+
where the world anxiously waits,
+
because for the first time in history,
+
 
+
 
+
we will hear for ourselves
+
if a honeybee can actually speak.
+
 
+
 
+
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
+
 
+
 
+
It's pretty big, isn't it?
+
 
+
 
+
I can't believe how many humans
+
don't work during the day.
+
 
+
 
+
You think billion-dollar multinational
+
food companies have good lawyers?
+
 
+
 
+
Everybody needs to stay
+
behind the barricade.
+
 
+
 
+
- What's the matter?
+
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
+
 
+
 
+
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
+
 
+
 
+
You boys work on this?
+
 
+
 
+
All rise! The Honorable
+
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
+
 
+
 
+
All right. Oase number 4475,
+
 
+
 
+
Superior Oourt of New York,
+
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
+
 
+
 
+
is now in session.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
+
the five food companies collectively?
+
 
+
 
+
A privilege.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Benson... you're representing
+
all the bees of the world?
+
 
+
 
+
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
+
we're ready to proceed.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Montgomery,
+
your opening statement, please.
+
 
+
 
+
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
+
 
+
 
+
my grandmother was a simple woman.
+
 
+
 
+
Born on a farm, she believed
+
it was man's divine right
+
 
+
 
+
to benefit from the bounty
+
of nature God put before us.
+
 
+
 
+
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
+
Mr. Benson imagines,
+
 
+
 
+
just think of what would it mean.
+
 
+
 
+
I would have to negotiate
+
with the silkworm
+
 
+
 
+
for the elastic in my britches!
+
 
+
 
+
Talking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
How do we know this isn't some sort of
+
 
+
 
+
holographic motion-picture-capture
+
Hollywood wizardry?
+
 
+
 
+
They could be using laser beams!
+
 
+
 
+
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
+
Oloning! For all we know,
+
 
+
 
+
he could be on steroids!
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Benson?
+
 
+
 
+
Ladies and gentlemen,
+
there's no trickery here.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm just an ordinary bee.
+
Honey's pretty important to me.
+
 
+
 
+
It's important to all bees.
+
We invented it!
+
 
+
 
+
We make it. And we protect it
+
with our lives.
+
 
+
 
+
Unfortunately, there are
+
some people in this room
+
 
+
 
+
who think they can take it from us
+
 
+
 
+
'cause we're the little guys!
+
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
+
 
+
 
+
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
+
you not only take everything we have
+
 
+
 
+
but everything we are!
+
 
+
 
+
I wish he'd dress like that
+
all the time. So nice!
+
 
+
 
+
Oall your first witness.
+
 
+
 
+
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
+
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
+
 
+
 
+
I suppose so.
+
 
+
 
+
I see you also own
+
Honeyburton and Honron!
+
 
+
 
+
Yes, they provide beekeepers
+
for our farms.
+
 
+
 
+
Beekeeper. I find that
+
to be a very disturbing term.
+
 
+
 
+
I don't imagine you employ
+
any bee-free-ers, do you?
+
 
+
 
+
- No.
+
- I couldn't hear you.
+
 
+
 
+
- No.
+
- No.
+
 
+
 
+
Because you don't free bees.
+
You keep bees. Not only that,
+
 
+
 
+
it seems you thought a bear would be
+
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
+
 
+
 
+
They're very lovable creatures.
+
 
+
 
+
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
+
 
+
 
+
You mean like this?
+
 
+
 
+
Bears kill bees!
+
 
+
 
+
How'd you like his head crashing
+
through your living room?!
+
 
+
 
+
Biting into your couch!
+
Spitting out your throw pillows!
+
 
+
 
+
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
+
 
+
 
+
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
+
Your name intrigues me.
+
 
+
 
+
- Where have I heard it before?
+
- I was with a band called The Police.
+
 
+
 
+
But you've never been
+
a police officer, have you?
+
 
+
 
+
No, I haven't.
+
 
+
 
+
No, you haven't. And so here
+
we have yet another example
+
 
+
 
+
of bee culture casually
+
stolen by a human
+
 
+
 
+
for nothing more than
+
a prance-about stage name.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, please.
+
 
+
 
+
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
+
 
+
 
+
Because I'm feeling
+
a little stung, Sting.
+
 
+
 
+
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
+
 
+
 
+
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Liotta, first,
+
belated congratulations on
+
 
+
 
+
your Emmy win for a guest spot
+
on ER in 2005.
+
 
+
 
+
Thank you. Thank you.
+
 
+
 
+
I see from your resume
+
that you're devilishly handsome
+
 
+
 
+
with a churning inner turmoil
+
that's ready to blow.
+
 
+
 
+
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
+
 
+
 
+
Not yet it isn't. But is this
+
what it's come to for you?
+
 
+
 
+
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
+
so you don't
+
 
+
 
+
have to rehearse
+
your part and learn your lines, sir?
+
 
+
 
+
Watch it, Benson!
+
I could blow right now!
+
 
+
 
+
This isn't a goodfella.
+
This is a badfella!
+
 
+
 
+
Why doesn't someone just step on
+
this creep, and we can all go home?!
+
 
+
 
+
- Order in this court!
+
- You're all thinking it!
+
 
+
 
+
Order! Order, I say!
+
 
+
 
+
- Say it!
+
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
+
 
+
 
+
I think it was awfully nice
+
of that bear to pitch in like that.
+
 
+
 
+
I think the jury's on our side.
+
 
+
 
+
Are we doing everything right, legally?
+
 
+
 
+
I'm a florist.
+
 
+
 
+
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
+
 
+
 
+
To a great team!
+
 
+
 
+
Well, hello.
+
 
+
 
+
- Ken!
+
- Hello.
+
 
+
 
+
I didn't think you were coming.
+
 
+
 
+
No, I was just late.
+
I tried to call, but... the battery.
+
 
+
 
+
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
+
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, that was lucky.
+
 
+
 
+
There's a little left.
+
I could heat it up.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
+
 
+
 
+
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm not much for the game myself.
+
The ball's a little grabby.
+
 
+
 
+
That's where I usually sit.
+
Right... there.
+
 
+
 
+
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
+
 
+
 
+
and he agreed with me that eating with
+
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
+
 
+
 
+
You think I don't see what you're doing?
+
 
+
 
+
I know how hard it is to find
+
the rightjob. We have that in common.
+
 
+
 
+
Do we?
+
 
+
 
+
Bees have 100 percent employment,
+
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
+
 
+
 
+
That's just what
+
I was thinking about doing.
+
 
+
 
+
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
+
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah, you do that.
+
 
+
 
+
Look at that.
+
 
+
 
+
You know, I've just about had it
+
 
+
 
+
with your little mind games.
+
 
+
 
+
- What's that?
+
- Italian Vogue.
+
 
+
 
+
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
+
 
+
 
+
A lot of ads.
+
 
+
 
+
Remember what Van said, why is
+
your life more valuable than mine?
+
 
+
 
+
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
+
 
+
 
+
I think something stinks in here!
+
 
+
 
+
I love the smell of flowers.
+
 
+
 
+
How do you like the smell of flames?!
+
 
+
 
+
Not as much.
+
 
+
 
+
Water bug! Not taking sides!
+
 
+
 
+
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
+
This is pathetic!
+
 
+
 
+
I've got issues!
+
 
+
 
+
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
+
 
+
 
+
- You're bluffing.
+
- Am I?
+
 
+
 
+
Surf's up, dude!
+
 
+
 
+
Poo water!
+
 
+
 
+
That bowl is gnarly.
+
 
+
 
+
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
+
 
+
 
+
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
+
 
+
 
+
You know, I don't even like honey!
+
I don't eat it!
+
 
+
 
+
We need to talk!
+
 
+
 
+
He's just a little bee!
+
 
+
 
+
And he happens to be
+
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
+
 
+
 
+
Long time? What are you talking about?!
+
Are there other bugs in your life?
+
 
+
 
+
No, but there are other things bugging
+
me in life. And you're one of them!
+
 
+
 
+
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
+
 
+
 
+
My nerves are fried from riding
+
on this emotional roller coaster!
+
 
+
 
+
Goodbye, Ken.
+
 
+
 
+
And for your information,
+
 
+
 
+
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
+
sweeteners made by man!
+
 
+
 
+
I'm sorry about all that.
+
 
+
 
+
I know it's got
+
an aftertaste! I like it!
+
 
+
 
+
I always felt there was some kind
+
of barrier between Ken and me.
+
 
+
 
+
I couldn't overcome it.
+
Oh, well.
+
 
+
 
+
Are you OK for the trial?
+
 
+
 
+
I believe Mr. Montgomery
+
is about out of ideas.
+
 
+
 
+
We would like to call
+
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
+
 
+
 
+
Good idea! You can really see why he's
+
considered one of the best lawyers...
+
 
+
 
+
Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
Layton, you've
+
gotta weave some magic
+
 
+
 
+
with this jury,
+
or it's gonna be all over.
+
 
+
 
+
Don't worry. The only thing I have
+
to do to turn this jury around
+
 
+
 
+
is to remind them
+
of what they don't like about bees.
+
 
+
 
+
- You got the tweezers?
+
- Are you allergic?
+
 
+
 
+
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
+
what I think we'd all like to know.
+
 
+
 
+
What exactly is your relationship
+
 
+
 
+
to that woman?
+
 
+
 
+
We're friends.
+
 
+
 
+
- Good friends?
+
- Yes.
+
 
+
 
+
How good? Do you live together?
+
 
+
 
+
Wait a minute...
+
 
+
 
+
Are you her little...
+
 
+
 
+
...bedbug?
+
 
+
 
+
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
+
From what I understand,
+
 
+
 
+
doesn't your queen give birth
+
to all the bee children?
+
 
+
 
+
- Yeah, but...
+
- So those aren't your real parents!
+
 
+
 
+
- Oh, Barry...
+
- Yes, they are!
+
 
+
 
+
Hold me back!
+
 
+
 
+
You're an illegitimate bee,
+
aren't you, Benson?
+
 
+
 
+
He's denouncing bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Don't y'all date your cousins?
+
 
+
 
+
- Objection!
+
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
+
 
+
 
+
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, I'm hit!!
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
+
 
+
 
+
Order! Order!
+
 
+
 
+
The venom! The venom
+
is coursing through my veins!
+
 
+
 
+
I have been felled
+
by a winged beast of destruction!
+
 
+
 
+
You see? You can't treat them
+
like equals! They're striped savages!
+
 
+
 
+
Stinging's the only thing
+
they know! It's their way!
+
 
+
 
+
- Adam, stay with me.
+
- I can't feel my legs.
+
 
+
 
+
What angel of mercy
+
will come forward to suck the poison
+
 
+
 
+
from my heaving buttocks?
+
 
+
 
+
I will have order in this court. Order!
+
 
+
 
+
Order, please!
+
 
+
 
+
The case of the honeybees
+
versus the human race
+
 
+
 
+
took a pointed turn against the bees
+
 
+
 
+
yesterday when one of their legal
+
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
+
 
+
 
+
- Hey, buddy.
+
- Hey.
+
 
+
 
+
- Is there much pain?
+
- Yeah.
+
 
+
 
+
I...
+
 
+
 
+
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
+
 
+
 
+
It doesn't matter. What matters is
+
you're alive. You could have died.
+
 
+
 
+
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
+
 
+
 
+
They got it from the cafeteria
+
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
+
 
+
 
+
Look, there's
+
a little celery still on it.
+
 
+
 
+
What was it like to sting someone?
+
 
+
 
+
I can't explain it. It was all...
+
 
+
 
+
All adrenaline and then...
+
and then ecstasy!
+
 
+
 
+
All right.
+
 
+
 
+
You think it was all a trap?
+
 
+
 
+
Of course. I'm sorry.
+
I flew us right into this.
+
 
+
 
+
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
+
just a couple of bugs in this world.
+
 
+
 
+
What will the humans do to us
+
if they win?
+
 
+
 
+
I don't know.
+
 
+
 
+
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
+
That doesn't sound so bad.
+
 
+
 
+
Adam, they check in,
+
but they don't check out!
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, my.
+
 
+
 
+
Oould you get a nurse
+
to close that window?
+
 
+
 
+
- Why?
+
- The smoke.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees don't smoke.
+
 
+
 
+
Right. Bees don't smoke.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees don't smoke!
+
But some bees are smoking.
+
 
+
 
+
That's it! That's our case!
+
 
+
 
+
It is? It's not over?
+
 
+
 
+
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
+
 
+
 
+
Get back to the court and stall.
+
Stall any way you can.
+
 
+
 
+
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Flayman.
+
 
+
 
+
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
+
 
+
 
+
Where is the rest of your team?
+
 
+
 
+
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
+
 
+
 
+
and as a result,
+
we don't make very good time.
+
 
+
 
+
I actually heard a funny story about...
+
 
+
 
+
Your Honor,
+
haven't these ridiculous bugs
+
 
+
 
+
taken up enough
+
of this court's valuable time?
+
 
+
 
+
How much longer will we allow
+
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
+
 
+
 
+
They have presented no compelling
+
evidence to support their charges
+
 
+
 
+
against my clients,
+
who run legitimate businesses.
+
 
+
 
+
I move for a complete dismissal
+
of this entire case!
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
+
 
+
 
+
to have to consider
+
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
+
 
+
 
+
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
+
 
+
 
+
Where is your proof?
+
Where is the evidence?
+
 
+
 
+
Show me the smoking gun!
+
 
+
 
+
Hold it, Your Honor!
+
You want a smoking gun?
+
 
+
 
+
Here is your smoking gun.
+
 
+
 
+
What is that?
+
 
+
 
+
It's a bee smoker!
+
 
+
 
+
What, this?
+
This harmless little contraption?
+
 
+
 
+
This couldn't hurt a fly,
+
let alone a bee.
+
 
+
 
+
Look at what has happened
+
 
+
 
+
to bees who have never been asked,
+
"Smoking or non?"
+
 
+
 
+
Is this what nature intended for us?
+
 
+
 
+
To be forcibly addicted
+
to smoke machines
+
 
+
 
+
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
+
 
+
 
+
Living out our lives as honey slaves
+
to the white man?
+
 
+
 
+
- What are we gonna do?
+
- He's playing the species card.
+
 
+
 
+
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
+
free these bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Free the bees! Free the bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Free the bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Free the bees! Free the bees!
+
 
+
 
+
The court finds in favor of the bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa, we won!
+
 
+
 
+
I knew you could do it! High-five!
+
 
+
 
+
Sorry.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm OK! You know what this means?
+
 
+
 
+
All the honey
+
will finally belong to the bees.
+
 
+
 
+
Now we won't have
+
to work so hard all the time.
+
 
+
 
+
This is an unholy perversion
+
of the balance of nature, Benson.
+
 
+
 
+
You'll regret this.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, how much honey is out there?
+
 
+
 
+
All right. One at a time.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, who are you wearing?
+
 
+
 
+
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
+
and I have no pants.
+
 
+
 
+
- What if Montgomery's right?
+
- What do you mean?
+
 
+
 
+
We've been living the bee way
+
a long time, 27 million years.
+
 
+
 
+
Oongratulations on your victory.
+
What will you demand as a settlement?
+
 
+
 
+
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
+
of all bee work camps.
+
 
+
 
+
Then we want back the honey
+
that was ours to begin with,
+
 
+
 
+
every last drop.
+
 
+
 
+
We demand an end to the glorification
+
of the bear as anything more
+
 
+
 
+
than a filthy, smelly,
+
bad-breath stink machine.
+
 
+
 
+
We're all aware
+
of what they do in the woods.
+
 
+
 
+
Wait for my signal.
+
 
+
 
+
Take him out.
+
 
+
 
+
He'll have nauseous
+
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
+
 
+
 
+
And we will no longer tolerate
+
bee-negative nicknames...
+
 
+
 
+
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
+
 
+
 
+
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
+
in bogus health products
+
 
+
 
+
and la-dee-da human
+
tea-time snack garnishments.
+
 
+
 
+
Oan't breathe.
+
 
+
 
+
Bring it in, boys!
+
 
+
 
+
Hold it right there! Good.
+
 
+
 
+
Tap it.
+
 
+
 
+
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
+
and there's gallons more coming!
+
 
+
 
+
- I think we need to shut down!
+
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
+
 
+
 
+
Shut down honey production!
+
 
+
 
+
Stop making honey!
+
 
+
 
+
Turn your key, sir!
+
 
+
 
+
What do we do now?
+
 
+
 
+
Oannonball!
+
 
+
 
+
We're shutting honey production!
+
 
+
 
+
Mission abort.
+
 
+
 
+
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
+
Returning to base.
+
 
+
 
+
Adam, you wouldn't believe
+
how much honey was out there.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, yeah?
+
 
+
 
+
What's going on? Where is everybody?
+
 
+
 
+
- Are they out celebrating?
+
- They're home.
+
 
+
 
+
They don't know what to do.
+
Laying out, sleeping in.
+
 
+
 
+
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
+
to San Antonio with a cricket.
+
 
+
 
+
At least we got our honey back.
+
 
+
 
+
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
+
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
+
 
+
 
+
It's the greatest thing in the world!
+
I was excited to be part of making it.
+
 
+
 
+
This was my new desk. This was my
+
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
+
 
+
 
+
And now...
+
 
+
 
+
Now I can't.
+
 
+
 
+
I don't understand
+
why they're not happy.
+
 
+
 
+
I thought their lives would be better!
+
 
+
 
+
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
+
Honey really changes people.
+
 
+
 
+
You don't have any idea
+
what's going on, do you?
+
 
+
 
+
- What did you want to show me?
+
- This.
+
 
+
 
+
What happened here?
+
 
+
 
+
That is not the half of it.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, no. Oh, my.
+
 
+
 
+
They're all wilting.
+
 
+
 
+
Doesn't look very good, does it?
+
 
+
 
+
No.
+
 
+
 
+
And whose fault do you think that is?
+
 
+
 
+
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
+
 
+
 
+
Bees?
+
 
+
 
+
Specifically, me.
+
 
+
 
+
I didn't think bees not needing to make
+
honey would affect all these things.
+
 
+
 
+
It's notjust flowers.
+
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
+
 
+
 
+
That's our whole SAT test right there.
+
 
+
 
+
Take away produce, that affects
+
the entire animal kingdom.
+
 
+
 
+
And then, of course...
+
 
+
 
+
The human species?
+
 
+
 
+
So if there's no more pollination,
+
 
+
 
+
it could all just go south here,
+
couldn't it?
+
 
+
 
+
I know this is also partly my fault.
+
 
+
 
+
How about a suicide pact?
+
 
+
 
+
How do we do it?
+
 
+
 
+
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
+
- Thatjust kills you twice.
+
 
+
 
+
Right, right.
+
 
+
 
+
Listen, Barry...
+
sorry, but I gotta get going.
+
 
+
 
+
I had to open my mouth and talk.
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa?
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
+
Where are you going?
+
 
+
 
+
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
+
in Pasadena.
+
 
+
 
+
They've moved it to this weekend
+
because all the flowers are dying.
+
 
+
 
+
It's the last chance
+
I'll ever have to see it.
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
+
I never meant it to turn out like this.
+
 
+
 
+
I know. Me neither.
+
 
+
 
+
Tournament of Roses.
+
Roses can't do sports.
+
 
+
 
+
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
+
 
+
 
+
Roses!
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa!
+
 
+
 
+
Roses?!
+
 
+
 
+
Barry?
+
 
+
 
+
- Roses are flowers!
+
- Yes, they are.
+
 
+
 
+
Flowers, bees, pollen!
+
 
+
 
+
I know.
+
That's why this is the last parade.
+
 
+
 
+
Maybe not.
+
Oould you ask him to slow down?
+
 
+
 
+
Oould you slow down?
+
 
+
 
+
Barry!
+
 
+
 
+
OK, I made a huge mistake.
+
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
+
 
+
 
+
Yes, it kind of is.
+
 
+
 
+
I've ruined the planet.
+
I wanted to help you
+
 
+
 
+
with the flower shop.
+
I've made it worse.
+
 
+
 
+
Actually, it's completely closed down.
+
 
+
 
+
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
+
 
+
 
+
But I have another idea, and it's
+
greater than my previous ideas combined.
+
 
+
 
+
I don't want to hear it!
+
 
+
 
+
All right, they have the roses,
+
the roses have the pollen.
+
 
+
 
+
I know every bee, plant
+
and flower bud in this park.
+
 
+
 
+
All we gotta do is get what they've got
+
back here with what we've got.
+
 
+
 
+
- Bees.
+
- Park.
+
 
+
 
+
- Pollen!
+
- Flowers.
+
 
+
 
+
- Repollination!
+
- Across the nation!
+
 
+
 
+
Tournament of Roses,
+
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
+
 
+
 
+
They've got nothing
+
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
+
 
+
 
+
Security will be tight.
+
 
+
 
+
I have an idea.
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
+
 
+
 
+
Official floral business. It's real.
+
 
+
 
+
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
+
 
+
 
+
Thank you. It was a gift.
+
 
+
 
+
Once inside,
+
we just pick the right float.
+
 
+
 
+
How about The Princess and the Pea?
+
 
+
 
+
I could be the princess,
+
and you could be the pea!
+
 
+
 
+
Yes, I got it.
+
 
+
 
+
- Where should I sit?
+
- What are you?
+
 
+
 
+
- I believe I'm the pea.
+
- The pea?
+
 
+
 
+
It goes under the mattresses.
+
 
+
 
+
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
+
- I'm getting the marshal.
+
 
+
 
+
You do that!
+
This whole parade is a fiasco!
+
 
+
 
+
Let's see what this baby'll do.
+
 
+
 
+
Hey, what are you doing?!
+
 
+
 
+
Then all we do
+
is blend in with traffic...
+
 
+
 
+
...without arousing suspicion.
+
 
+
 
+
Once at the airport,
+
there's no stopping us.
+
 
+
 
+
Stop! Security.
+
 
+
 
+
- You and your insect pack your float?
+
- Yes.
+
 
+
 
+
Has it been
+
in your possession the entire time?
+
 
+
 
+
Would you remove your shoes?
+
 
+
 
+
- Remove your stinger.
+
- It's part of me.
+
 
+
 
+
I know. Just having some fun.
+
Enjoy your flight.
+
 
+
 
+
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
+
just enough pollen to do the job.
+
 
+
 
+
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
+
have just enough pollen to do the job!
+
 
+
 
+
I think this is gonna work.
+
 
+
 
+
It's got to work.
+
 
+
 
+
Attention, passengers,
+
this is Oaptain Scott.
+
 
+
 
+
We have a bit of bad weather
+
in New York.
+
 
+
 
+
It looks like we'll experience
+
a couple hours delay.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, these are cut flowers
+
with no water. They'll never make it.
+
 
+
 
+
I gotta get up there
+
and talk to them.
+
 
+
 
+
Be careful.
+
 
+
 
+
Oan I get help
+
with the Sky Mall magazine?
+
 
+
 
+
I'd like to order the talking
+
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
+
 
+
 
+
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
+
 
+
 
+
- What'd you say, Hal?
+
- Nothing.
+
 
+
 
+
Bee!
+
 
+
 
+
Don't freak out! My entire species...
+
 
+
 
+
What are you doing?
+
 
+
 
+
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
+
- Who's an attorney?
+
 
+
 
+
Don't move.
+
 
+
 
+
Oh, Barry.
+
 
+
 
+
Good afternoon, passengers.
+
This is your captain.
+
 
+
 
+
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
+
please report to the cockpit?
+
 
+
 
+
And please hurry!
+
 
+
 
+
What happened here?
+
 
+
 
+
There was a DustBuster,
+
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
+
 
+
 
+
One's bald, one's in a boat,
+
they're both unconscious!
+
 
+
 
+
- Is that another bee joke?
+
- No!
+
 
+
 
+
No one's flying the plane!
+
 
+
 
+
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
+
What's your status?
+
 
+
 
+
This is Vanessa Bloome.
+
I'm a florist from New York.
+
 
+
 
+
Where's the pilot?
+
 
+
 
+
He's unconscious,
+
and so is the copilot.
+
 
+
 
+
Not good. Does anyone onboard
+
have flight experience?
+
 
+
 
+
As a matter of fact, there is.
+
 
+
 
+
- Who's that?
+
- Barry Benson.
+
 
+
 
+
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa, this is nothing more
+
than a big metal bee.
+
 
+
 
+
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
+
 
+
 
+
I can't fly a plane.
+
 
+
 
+
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
+
- Yes.
+
 
+
 
+
How hard could it be?
+
 
+
 
+
Wait, Barry!
+
We're headed into some lightning.
+
 
+
 
+
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
+
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
+
 
+
 
+
where a suspenseful scene
+
is developing.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry Benson,
+
fresh from his legal victory...
+
 
+
 
+
That's Barry!
+
 
+
 
+
...is attempting to land a plane,
+
loaded with people, flowers
+
 
+
 
+
and an incapacitated flight crew.
+
 
+
 
+
Flowers?!
+
 
+
 
+
We have a storm in the area
+
and two individuals at the controls
+
 
+
 
+
with absolutely no flight experience.
+
 
+
 
+
Just a minute.
+
There's a bee on that plane.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
+
and his no-account compadres.
+
 
+
 
+
They've done enough damage.
+
 
+
 
+
But isn't he your only hope?
+
 
+
 
+
Technically, a bee
+
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
+
 
+
 
+
Their wings are too small...
+
 
+
 
+
Haven't we heard this a million times?
+
 
+
 
+
"The surface area of the wings
+
and body mass make no sense."
+
 
+
 
+
- Get this on the air!
+
- Got it.
+
 
+
 
+
- Stand by.
+
- We're going live.
+
 
+
 
+
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
+
 
+
 
+
Making honey takes a lot of bees
+
doing a lot of small jobs.
+
 
+
 
+
But let me tell you about a small job.
+
 
+
 
+
If you do it well,
+
it makes a big difference.
+
 
+
 
+
More than we realized.
+
To us, to everyone.
+
 
+
 
+
That's why I want to get bees
+
back to working together.
+
 
+
 
+
That's the bee way!
+
We're not made of Jell-O.
+
 
+
 
+
We get behind a fellow.
+
 
+
 
+
- Black and yellow!
+
- Hello!
+
 
+
 
+
Left, right, down, hover.
+
 
+
 
+
- Hover?
+
- Forget hover.
+
 
+
 
+
This isn't so hard.
+
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, what happened?!
+
 
+
 
+
Wait, I think we were
+
on autopilot the whole time.
+
 
+
 
+
- That may have been helping me.
+
- And now we're not!
+
 
+
 
+
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
+
 
+
 
+
All of you, let's get
+
behind this fellow! Move it out!
+
 
+
 
+
Move out!
+
 
+
 
+
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
+
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
+
 
+
 
+
Don't have to yell.
+
 
+
 
+
I'm not yelling!
+
We're in a lot of trouble.
+
 
+
 
+
It's very hard to concentrate
+
with that panicky tone in your voice!
+
 
+
 
+
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
+
 
+
 
+
I can't do this!
+
 
+
 
+
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
+
You have to snap out of it!
+
 
+
 
+
You snap out of it.
+
 
+
 
+
You snap out of it.
+
 
+
 
+
- You snap out of it!
+
- You snap out of it!
+
 
+
 
+
- You snap out of it!
+
- You snap out of it!
+
 
+
 
+
- You snap out of it!
+
- You snap out of it!
+
 
+
 
+
- Hold it!
+
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
+
 
+
 
+
How is the plane flying?
+
 
+
 
+
I don't know.
+
 
+
 
+
Hello?
+
 
+
 
+
Benson, got any flowers
+
for a happy occasion in there?
+
 
+
 
+
The Pollen Jocks!
+
 
+
 
+
They do get behind a fellow.
+
 
+
 
+
- Black and yellow.
+
- Hello.
+
 
+
 
+
All right, let's drop this tin can
+
on the blacktop.
+
 
+
 
+
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
+
 
+
 
+
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
+
 
+
 
+
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
+
 
+
 
+
- Thinking bee.
+
- Thinking bee.
+
 
+
 
+
Thinking bee!
+
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
Wait a minute.
+
I think I'm feeling something.
+
 
+
 
+
- What?
+
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
+
 
+
 
+
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
+
 
+
 
+
Bring the nose down.
+
 
+
 
+
Thinking bee!
+
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
+
- Get some lights on that!
+
 
+
 
+
Thinking bee!
+
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
+
 
+
 
+
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
+
- OK.
+
 
+
 
+
Out the engines. We're going in
+
on bee power. Ready, boys?
+
 
+
 
+
Affirmative!
+
 
+
 
+
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
+
 
+
 
+
Land on that flower!
+
 
+
 
+
Ready? Full reverse!
+
 
+
 
+
Spin it around!
+
 
+
 
+
- Not that flower! The other one!
+
- Which one?
+
 
+
 
+
- That flower.
+
- I'm aiming at the flower!
+
 
+
 
+
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
+
I mean the giant pulsating flower
+
 
+
 
+
made of millions of bees!
+
 
+
 
+
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
+
 
+
 
+
Rotate around it.
+
 
+
 
+
- This is insane, Barry!
+
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
+
 
+
 
+
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
+
flying in an insect-like pattern?
+
 
+
 
+
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
+
Smell it. Full reverse!
+
 
+
 
+
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
+
 
+
 
+
Aim for the center!
+
 
+
 
+
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
+
 
+
 
+
Oome on, already.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, we did it!
+
You taught me how to fly!
+
 
+
 
+
- Yes. No high-five!
+
- Right.
+
 
+
 
+
Barry, it worked!
+
Did you see the giant flower?
+
 
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What giant flower? Where? Of course
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I saw the flower! That was genius!
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- Thank you.
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- But we're not done yet.
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Listen, everyone!
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This runway is covered
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with the last pollen
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from the last flowers
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available anywhere on Earth.
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That means this is our last chance.
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We're the only ones who make honey,
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pollinate flowers and dress like this.
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If we're gonna survive as a species,
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this is our moment! What do you say?
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Are we going to be bees, orjust
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Museum of Natural History keychains?
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We're bees!
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Keychain!
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Then follow me! Except Keychain.
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Hold on, Barry. Here.
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You've earned this.
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Yeah!
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I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
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fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's our Barry.
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Mom! The bees are back!
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If anybody needs
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to make a call, now's the time.
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I got a feeling we'll be
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working late tonight!
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Here's your change. Have a great
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afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
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Would you like some honey with that?
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It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
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Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
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And I don't see a nickel!
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Sometimes I just feel
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like a piece of meat!
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I had no idea.
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Barry, I'm sorry.
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Have you got a moment?
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Would you excuse me?
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My mosquito associate will help you.
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Sorry I'm late.
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He's a lawyer too?
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I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
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All I needed was a briefcase.
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Have a great afternoon!
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Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
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and I can't get them anywhere.
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No problem, Vannie.
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Just leave it to me.
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You're a lifesaver, Barry.
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Oan I help who's next?
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All right, scramble, jocks!
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It's time to fly.
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Thank you, Barry!
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That bee is living my life!
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Let it go, Kenny.
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- When will this nightmare end?!
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- Let it all go.
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- Beautiful day to fly.
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- Sure is.
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Between you and me,
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I was dying to get out of that office.
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You have got
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to start thinking bee, my friend.
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- Thinking bee!
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- Me?
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Hold it. Let's just stop
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for a second. Hold it.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
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Oan we stop here?
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I'm not making a major life decision
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during a production number!
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All right. Take ten, everybody.
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Wrap it up, guys.
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I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Revision as of 17:05, 2 November 2016

Nilesta was a player on FurryMUCK, a code-wizard for a short time on FurrySpace, and the creator of Twisted Kingdoms MUCK under the name Nemesis.

Nilesta's character on FurryMUCK was an anthro scorpion. She owned a bar off the park, and was a member of helpstaff. She left FurryMUCK for FurrySpace after Random was @toaded.

On FurrySpace, all wizards had to be dragons, so Nilesta's character changed to a 'pseudo dragon' - a cat with a bad dragon disguise.

Twisted Kingdoms was not intended to be Furry, and her character was a god.

Nilesta has coded many MUF programs, some of which are still in use on any of the three MUCKs.

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Nilesta.gif -- A picture created by Peganthyrus.